My fucking car has been attacked – AGAIN

What in the holy hell is wrong with people? In the past couple of years, my car has been sideswiped, backed into, deliberately rammed by a psycho at Burger King (don't ask), dinged, and now, picked on for parts. It's not even 4 years old, for chrissakes. I went to the parking lot this morning to drive to work, and someone had deliberately popped the driver's side mirror out of it's housing. No glass on the ground, the connections were still there, and now I have two gouge marks where they dug into it. I think it was some ahole college kid from Bentley or Brandeis that swiped it, since it costs $90+ just for the mirror alone. Bastard.

Anybody want to buy a cursed 2002 Jetta? I think the resale value is about $1.47 by now. I take Paypal.