Long walks on the beach...
A little about me: I'm 37. One of five siblings – second in command. Never married. Sporadic dater. Friend to insane people. Semi-lonely, but getting better about it as I slowly creep toward spinster hagdom. Occasionally bitchy, most of the time nice, but often taken advantage of as I am really a softhearted wuss. I'm also quite the cliche, since I live alone with my cat and like it that way. You got a problem with that?
I'm such a gem. Want to get married? I have do it soon as I'd like to have a child before my womb dries up and blows away. My only requirements are that you must be tall, semi-literate, and have a job. Well, maybe just tall. I can't be picky anymore. Let me know.
I'm such a gem. Want to get married? I have do it soon as I'd like to have a child before my womb dries up and blows away. My only requirements are that you must be tall, semi-literate, and have a job. Well, maybe just tall. I can't be picky anymore. Let me know.
posted by Betsy at
2:22 PM
3 Comments:
Are you singel? Would you like to join Srnoke and me on a fishing trip? It's going to be a blast! Oh well, I've got a customer. Got to go!
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Anonymous, at 11:58 AM
Has to be male, huh?
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Anonymous, at 11:26 AM
Yeah, dicks with swimmers don't grow on trees, you know.
By
Betsy, at 11:36 AM
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