Wow, it's been awhile

I had forgotten this existed — skipped 2007 altogether. Sooooo, since my last visit, I've become an aunt to the cutest little girl in the world (don't be hating; she is the cutest. I will fight to the death on this), I've stopped talking to one of my closest friends because she's a miserable human being, and my bff has dumped her husband and is now preggo and shacked up with at 25yo kid.

Oh, and I'm thinking about becoming a single momma. THINKING. I'm hoping the eggs don't expire. Sad that I can't find anybody to even go out on a date, yet my friend with a ton of kids already can find someone and get knocked up. Maybe I'm lacking pheromones. Or the grouchiness is too strong. Nah, couldn't be me... famous last words. I need a dating coach.

It's weird how life changes so much around me, yet I stay the same. I need to get out of my rut. Anybody have any advice?