You know your day is going to suck when

1. You put on all of your makeup, but you forget the mascara.
2. You forget to wear earrings.
3. You forget to give the cat her medication.
4. You're 40 minutes late for work.
5. The project you worked on yesterday has been corrupted somehow so you have to do a bunch of rework.
6. You're feeling like you're going to have the runs any second.
7. Too much coffee has made you lightheaded.
8. You can't find your ATM card anywhere.
9. You forgot to make your car payment LAST WEEK and now you're afraid someone's going to go Repo Man on your car.
10. And shit.

All in a day's work.