Back at work

Same old crap. Oddly, I miss watching Maury and his DNA freakshow. Still walking with a limp, though, and am still having some pain. Oh, so instead of giving me something good like Percosets or Vicodin, I get something called Darvon. Fun stuff -- makes me really goofy. Have to be careful, though, because it says it's addictive. Who cares for now, I'm medicated. WHEEEEE

Just found out that Darvon is in Darvocet, and is very closely related to methadone. I'm thisclose to HEROIN. Okay, maybe not.

Update: This is what I found on Wikipedia, "Because tolerance to dextropropoxyphene increases so quickly and because of its strong constipating effects, many people suffer a gruesome and painful rupture in the colon."

MY ASS MIGHT EXPLODE. Good times.